Wedding

A wedding card doesn’t need to sound like it was ghostwritten by a vicar. No endless journeys. No two-hearts-becoming-one. No embossed doves flying towards a sunset. A bit too much confidence considering divorce cards exist.

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Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?”.

So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?

£3.00 GBP
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “You shouldn't have done this.”.

You shouldn't have done this.

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Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “It's not too late.”.

It's not too late.

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Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.

Congrats, I guess.

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Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “I would hate to be your parents.”.

I would hate to be your parents.

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Bright green crumpled paper card front with realistic folds and texture, with the message: “Your life is over.”.

Your life is over.

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Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “Happy wedding day to you and your friend.”.

Happy wedding day to you and your friend.

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Scratched iridescent CD on a vivid blue textured background, with the message: “This is the only good thing you've ever done.”.

This is the only good thing you've ever done.

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Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.

I hope this ends terribly.

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Mustard yellow card front with dark grey solid typography, with the message: “Grow up.”.

Grow up.

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Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “A lovely dinner and a wank.”.

A lovely dinner and a wank.

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Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “FFS.”.

FFS.

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Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “God ain't real.”.

God ain't real.

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Pastel pink card front with a retro computer window, geometric shapes and squiggly graphics, with the message: “I don't have a good feeling about this.”.

I don't have a good feeling about this.

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Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “Goodbye money.”.

Goodbye money.

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Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

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Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “Should've done a runner.”.

Should've done a runner.

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Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

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Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Nope.”.

Nope.

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Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “Please do not fucking do this.”.

Please do not fucking do this.

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Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “Rather you than me.”.

Rather you than me.

£3.00 GBP