CARDS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SEND.

Printed. Posted. Probably offensive.

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Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.

You deserve a good finger.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “Should've done a runner.”.

Should've done a runner.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.

Every fucking year.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP

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Birthday

Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “I heard you've been jabbing.”.

Anniversary

Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Wedding

Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?”.

New Baby

Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “I thought you only did anal.”.

New Home

Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

New Job

Lilac card front with large black outlined typography, with the message: “New job, same cunt.”.

Engagement

Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.

Breakup

Minimal pale lime card front with bold dark centred typography, with the message: “The fuck.”.