Engagement

They’ve agreed to marry each other. Wild. Engagement cards usually take this as permission to completely lose their minds with diamonds, champagne flutes and "the perfect couple" nonsense. Ours have shown remarkable restraint.

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Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.

I hope this ends terribly.

£3.00 GBP
Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “Bye forever.”.

Bye forever.

£3.00 GBP
Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “I would hate to be your parents.”.

I would hate to be your parents.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “You shouldn't have done this.”.

You shouldn't have done this.

£3.00 GBP
Bright green crumpled paper card front with realistic folds and texture, with the message: “Your life is over.”.

Your life is over.

£3.00 GBP
Scratched iridescent CD on a vivid blue textured background, with the message: “This is the only good thing you've ever done.”.

This is the only good thing you've ever done.

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?”.

So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.

Congrats, I guess.

£3.00 GBP
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “FFS.”.

FFS.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “Goodbye money.”.

Goodbye money.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “Should've done a runner.”.

Should've done a runner.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

£3.00 GBP
Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Nope.”.

Nope.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “Please do not fucking do this.”.

Please do not fucking do this.

£3.00 GBP
Mustard yellow card front with dark grey solid typography, with the message: “Grow up.”.

Grow up.

£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “Rather you than me.”.

Rather you than me.

£3.00 GBP