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Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “A lovely dinner and a wank.”.

A lovely dinner and a wank.

£3.00 GBP
Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “All that work for a hat.”.

All that work for a hat.

£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “And your mum.”.

And your mum.

£3.00 GBP
Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “Bye forever.”.

Bye forever.

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.

Congrats, I guess.

£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “Congratulations on your new horse.”.

Congratulations on your new horse.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Pastel pink card front with a retro computer window, geometric shapes and squiggly graphics, with the message: “Even your cat thinks you're a cunt.”.

Even your cat thinks you're a cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.

Every fucking year.

£3.00 GBP
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “FFS.”.

FFS.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “God ain't real.”.

God ain't real.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “Good. Fucking. Riddance.”.

Good. Fucking. Riddance.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “Goodbye money.”.

Goodbye money.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “Hap bir.”.

Hap bir.

£3.00 GBP
Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “Have a birthday.”.

Have a birthday.

£3.00 GBP
Pastel pink card front with a retro computer window, geometric shapes and squiggly graphics, with the message: “I don't have a good feeling about this.”.

I don't have a good feeling about this.

£3.00 GBP
Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “I heard you've been jabbing.”.

I heard you've been jabbing.

£3.00 GBP
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.

I hope this ends terribly.

£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “I shouldn't have.”.

I shouldn't have.

£3.00 GBP
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “I thought you only did anal.”.

I thought you only did anal.

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “I would hate to be your kids.”.

I would hate to be your kids.

£3.00 GBP
Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “I would hate to be your parents.”.

I would hate to be your parents.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “I would.”.

I would.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “I'm fucking your dad.”.

I'm fucking your dad.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “I'm fucking your mum.”.

I'm fucking your mum.

£3.00 GBP
Lilac card front with large black outlined typography, with the message: “Job whore.”.

Job whore.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “New house, same idiots.”.

New house, same idiots.

£3.00 GBP
Lilac card front with large black outlined typography, with the message: “New job, same cunt.”.

New job, same cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Nope.”.

Nope.

£3.00 GBP
Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Pervert.”.

Pervert.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “Please do not fucking do this.”.

Please do not fucking do this.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Please tell me I'm adopted.”.

Please tell me I'm adopted.

£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “RIP.”.

RIP.

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Shit house.”.

Shit house.

£3.00 GBP
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “Should've done a runner.”.

Should've done a runner.

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?”.

So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Sorry you got fired.”.

Sorry you got fired.

£3.00 GBP
Scratched iridescent CD on a vivid blue textured background, with the message: “Stop looking through her phone.”.

Stop looking through her phone.

£3.00 GBP
Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “Stop looking through his phone.”.

Stop looking through his phone.

£3.00 GBP
Blue card front with glossy folded abstract shapes in shades of blue, with the message: “Stop wanking your dog off.”.

Stop wanking your dog off.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal pale lime card front with bold dark centred typography, with the message: “The fuck.”.

The fuck.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
Scratched iridescent CD on a vivid blue textured background, with the message: “This is the only good thing you've ever done.”.

This is the only good thing you've ever done.

£3.00 GBP
Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “Trust your gunt.”.

Trust your gunt.

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “Well done for getting over your depression.”.

Well done for getting over your depression.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Why do you look like that?”.

Why do you look like that?

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “You ain't that straight.”.

You ain't that straight.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.

You deserve a good finger.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “You piece of shit.”.

You piece of shit.

£3.00 GBP