Not Every Year Cards

Life has moved on in some way. Brilliant. Terrible. Expensive. Hard to tell. But probably concerning if it happened every year.

 

Browse cards for weddings, engagements, new homes, new babies and other terrible decisions.

Minimal pale lime card front with bold dark centred typography, with the message: “The fuck.”.
Breakup
Breakup
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.
Divorce
Divorce
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
Driving Test
Driving Test
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.
Engagement
Engagement
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.
Exam Results
Exam Results
Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “Well done for getting over your depression.”.
Get Well Soon
Get Well Soon
Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “Trust your gunt.”.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “All that work for a hat.”.
Graduation
Graduation
Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “Good. Fucking. Riddance.”.
Leaving
Leaving
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “I thought you only did anal.”.
New Baby
New Baby
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
New Home
New Home
Lilac card front with large black outlined typography, with the message: “New job, same cunt.”.
New Job
New Job
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
Retirement
Retirement
Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “So you're just gonna fuck one person forever?”.
Wedding
Wedding