Retirement

They’ve successfully completed employment before dying. Good for them. Retirement cards have spent decades assuming everyone leaves work to play golf and sit in a deckchair. Maybe they do. Either way, ours don’t.

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Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.

Congrats, I guess.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Mustard yellow card front with dark grey solid typography, with the message: “Grow up.”.

Grow up.

£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “RIP.”.

RIP.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.

You deserve a good finger.

£3.00 GBP