Valentine's Day

Love is embarrassing enough without making it worse. Here are some Valentine’s Day cards without giant red hearts, teddy bears, rose petals or a paragraph about being soulmates until the end of time. A little restraint wouldn't kill you.

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Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “A lovely dinner and a wank.”.

A lovely dinner and a wank.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “You piece of shit.”.

You piece of shit.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.

You deserve a good finger.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Why do you look like that?”.

Why do you look like that?

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.

Every fucking year.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “I shouldn't have.”.

I shouldn't have.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “FFS.”.

FFS.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “Your mum's a cunt.”.

Your mum's a cunt.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white rear-view photograph of a person wearing a white T-shirt, with the message: “Your dad's a cunt.”.

Your dad's a cunt.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP