Occasions

Annoyingly, life continues to happen. People keep having birthdays, getting married, reproducing, finding jobs, losing jobs and making other decisions that apparently require stationery.

Some cards fit neatly into the usual occasions. Some don’t. We made them anyway.

Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.
All
All
Pale pink card front with bold irregular blue typography, with the message: “A lovely dinner and a wank.”.
Anniversary
Anniversary
Close-up portrait photograph card front with lime green typography, with the message: “Happy birthday Virgin.”.
Birthday
Birthday
Minimal pale lime card front with bold dark centred typography, with the message: “The fuck.”.
Breakup
Breakup
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.
Christening
Christening
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
Christmas
Christmas
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.
Divorce
Divorce
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
Driving Test
Driving Test
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.
Easter
Easter
Crumpled white paper cup on a textured pink background, with the message: “I hope this ends terribly.”.
Engagement
Engagement
Every Year Cards
Every Year Cards
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Congrats, I guess.”.
Exam Results
Exam Results
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.
Father's Day
Father's Day
Minimal pale lime card front with bold dark centred typography, with the message: “Death said maybe next year.”.
Get Well Soon
Get Well Soon
Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “Trust your gunt.”.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Pale cream card front with bold blue centred typography, with the message: “All that work for a hat.”.
Graduation
Graduation
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.
Halloween
Halloween
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.
LGBT+
LGBT+
Minimal card front with a soft white background and blurred blue, purple and peach gradient, with the message: “Good. Fucking. Riddance.”.
Leaving
Leaving
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.
Misc. Cards
Misc. Cards
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Please tell me I'm adopted.”.
Mother's Day
Mother's Day
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “I thought you only did anal.”.
New Baby
New Baby
Minimal beige card front with a narrow centred typographic layout, with the message: “New house, same idiots.”.
New Home
New Home
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Sorry you got fired.”.
New Job
New Job