Father's Day

Most Father’s Day cards look like they were written by someone who has never met a man. Ours have at least observed one from a safe distance.

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Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “Every fucking year.”.

Every fucking year.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Why do you look like that?”.

Why do you look like that?

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “You deserve a good finger.”.

You deserve a good finger.

£3.00 GBP
Blue card front with glossy folded abstract shapes in shades of blue, with the message: “Stop wanking your dog off.”.

Stop wanking your dog off.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “I shouldn't have.”.

I shouldn't have.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “You post too much.”.

You post too much.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

£3.00 GBP
Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Please tell me I'm adopted.”.

Please tell me I'm adopted.

£3.00 GBP
Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Nope.”.

Nope.

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “You ain't that straight.”.

You ain't that straight.

£3.00 GBP