Misc. Cards

Some cards are hard to categorise. These are harder to justify.

 

Browse cards for insults, observations and other unprovoked correspondence that belongs nowhere sensible.

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Minimal white card front with a small centred typographic layout, with the message: “This is all you're getting.”.

This is all you're getting.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Sorry you got fired.”.

Sorry you got fired.

£3.00 GBP
Pastel pink card front with a retro computer window, geometric shapes and squiggly graphics, with the message: “Even your cat thinks you're a cunt.”.

Even your cat thinks you're a cunt.

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Blue card front with glossy folded abstract shapes in shades of blue, with the message: “Stop wanking your dog off.”.

Stop wanking your dog off.

£3.00 GBP
Light blue card front with bold cream centred typography, with the message: “And your mum.”.

And your mum.

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Black textured card front with repeating white outlined typography creating a striped pattern, with the message: “Cunt.”.

Cunt.

£3.00 GBP
Bright pink card front with looping orange and pale pink abstract ribbon shapes, with the message: “I thought you only did anal.”.

I thought you only did anal.

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Mustard yellow card front with dark grey solid typography, with the message: “Grow up.”.

Grow up.

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Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “Sorry you shat yourself.”.

Sorry you shat yourself.

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Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “You ain't that straight.”.

You ain't that straight.

£3.00 GBP
Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “Fucking boring.”.

Fucking boring.

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Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “You post too much.”.

You post too much.

£3.00 GBP
Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “I'm fucking your dad.”.

I'm fucking your dad.

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Graphic card front with stepped lime, hot pink and black colour blocks, with the message: “I'm fucking your mum.”.

I'm fucking your mum.

£3.00 GBP
Teal card front with bold pale yellow centred typography, with the message: “Shit house.”.

Shit house.

£3.00 GBP
Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “Stop looking through his phone.”.

Stop looking through his phone.

£3.00 GBP
Scratched iridescent CD on a vivid blue textured background, with the message: “Stop looking through her phone.”.

Stop looking through her phone.

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Minimal grey card front with bright lime centred typography, with the message: “Why do you look like that?”.

Why do you look like that?

£3.00 GBP
Psychedelic card front with a large illustrated red mouth, teeth and colourful retro shapes, with the message: “Trust your gunt.”.

Trust your gunt.

£3.00 GBP
Retro abstract card front with flowing orange, cream, pink and rust-coloured stripes, with the message: “Congratulations on your new horse.”.

Congratulations on your new horse.

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Black textured card front with a white wireframe globe, with the message: “You piece of shit.”.

You piece of shit.

£3.00 GBP
Retro illustration of a beige CRT computer and keyboard on a turquoise and orange background, with the message: “Pervert.”.

Pervert.

£3.00 GBP
Black-and-white photograph of a person walking, overlaid with a hand-drawn red oval, with the message: “Well done for getting over your depression.”.

Well done for getting over your depression.

£3.00 GBP
Close-up flash photograph of a face with dewy skin and dark hair, with the message: “I heard you've been jabbing.”.

I heard you've been jabbing.

£3.00 GBP