A Sack of Twelve

£22.00 

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Perfect for:

  • Lazy people who can't be bothered to buy individual Christmas cards.
  • If you hate Christmas. Or people. Or both.
  • Sack lovers. (No, these cards do not come in sacks. It's just a joke ffs.)

This sack contains the following cards:

  • grow up
  • congratulations on your new horse
  • "santa"
  • every fucking year
  • nope
  • sorry you got robbed
  • this is not my problem
  • you deserve a good finger
  • not dead then
  • sorry about ur liver
  • i like ur hat
  • i would hate to be ur parents