Perfect for:

• Lazy people who can't be bothered to buy individual Christmas cards.
• If you hate Christmas. Or people. Or both.
• Sack lovers. (No, these cards do not come in sacks. It's just a joke ffs.)

This sack contains the following cards:

• grow up
  
• congratulations on your new horse
• "santa"
• every fucking year
• nope
• sorry you got robbed
• this is not my problem
• you deserve a good finger
• not dead then
• sorry about ur liver
• i like ur hat
• i would hate to be ur parents