Perfect for:

• Lazy people who can't be bothered to buy individual Christmas cards.
• If you hate Christmas. Or people. Or both.
• Sack lovers. (No, these cards do not come in sacks. It's just a joke ffs.)

This sack contains the following cards:

• santa doesn't deliver to whores
• santa's seen ur browsing history
• is that snow on ur nose
• i'm sick of this
• i shouldn't have
• have a christmas